I’m rather taken with these attachable beards that Erin makes in Portland, Oregon. You can buy them in her etsy shop for fancy dress parties or daily wear if you’ve always fancied having a beard but were too shy to grow one (or the wrong gender). I can imagine birds nesting in them, twittering away as you go about your daily business. And they would keep your face toasty warm. Great in winter. Possibly a bit sweaty in summer. Eeeuuww!!